Eva Green for Campari Calendar BTS (2015)

Fic Masterpost

For my own reference and for anyone else who is interested.

ASOIAF/Game of Thrones

It’s Like Weather - Jaime/Brienne - Modern day Medieval Times style restaurant AU - Complete

I Lived My Dreams Today - Jaime/Brienne - 1950’s noir detective AU - WIP

Wouldn’t You Prefer A Maiden Fair - Jaime/Brienne - Post ADWD written around the quote “That was what men wanted, wasn’t it? Soft helpless women that they needed to protect?” - Oneshot.

The Lion Prince - Jaime/Brienne - Fairytale AU written for the Halloween challenge 2013 (very) losely based around the fairytale the frog prince - Oneshot.

Night Terror - Jaime/Brienne - Post ADWD written for a song shuffle challenge that I cheated on, based around Laura Marling’s Night Terror - Oneshot.

You Whom I Could Not Save, Listen To Me - Jaime/Brienne - Angsty post ADWD death drabble - Oneshot.

Dishonoured - Jaime/Brienne - Post ADWD written for the asoiaf kinkmeme, Brienne is threatened with marriage - Oneshot.

Empty Doorways - Jaime/Brienne - Written for the asoiaf kinkmeme, Jaime is a weepy and affectionate drunk - Oneshot.

Thaw - Jaime/Brienne - Written for the lj daemon ficathon, post bear pit daemon fic - Oneshot.

Let It Through - Jaime/Brienne - Post ADWD Jaime and Brienne face each other at a tourney - Oneshot.

Tumblr PromptsJaime/Brienne - Roadtrip fic (Bonnie and Clyde style character death fic though). Jaime/Brienne - University AU fluff.

3 sentence fic: Jaime/Brienne - Snow Angels. Jaime/Brienne - Summer, Visiting A Lake. 

The Ground Beneath Her Feet - Sansa/Sandor - Post ADWD written for the sansan secret valentine 2013 based on the U2 song The Ground Beneath Her Feet - Oneshot. (It’s not likely I will ever visit sansan again though tbh).

The Hunger Games

So Glad That Me Made It - Effie/Haymitch - Effie rebels as only Effie can - Oneshot.

And Crimson Welled - Effie/Haymitch Katniss/Peeta - Zombie apocalypse AU - WIP (I might come back to this one day I don’t know, I liked the title too much to abandon it completely).

I’m Battling Monsters (I’ll Give You Anything) - Effie/Haymitch - Effie the vampire slayer! Buffy AU - Oneshot.

Suppose I Suddenly Screamed - Effie/Haymitch - Thirteen years of Effie Trinket’s life - Oneshot.

Supernatural (this is a fandom I’m no longer involved in and the fic is old and ignored but..)

I Thought You Beside Me - Dean/Castiel - Written for the dean/cas big bang 2013, canon divergence from 7x15, weird dream exploration - One chapter that should have been three really.

Iron Glass and Blood - Dean/Castiel - Written for the dc dystopia reverse bang, Castiel dreams in fairy tales - Oneshot.

Your Daddy’s Car - Dean/Castiel - Self-destructive teenager AU, suicide fic basically - Oneshot.

X-Men (this is a fandom I am still interested in but the fic is old..)

Stem the Tide, Point the Blame - Charles/Erik - Weird no-powers fusion of the Arthurian story Gawain and the Green Knightthat I wish I’d written better - Complete.


omg i found this jaime/brienne 1950s detective noir au and sandor swings into the the scene with this big black monster of a car and he’s like “i call the car stranger” and jaime says ” … you named your car?”

omfg i can’t breathe i can’t breathe this fic is perfect i’m in love

well shucks, thank you


Kristen Stewart in ‘Just One Of The Guys’ by Jenny Lewis (x)

At roughly 2:35, Kristen Stewart waggles her eyebrows in suggestive delight at the viewer, then beckons to herself as if to say “Me? You? You? Me? Is this happening? Let’s make this happen.” Kristen Stewart contains more drollery in the crook of her little finger than you have in your entire miserable carcass.

You are a piece of shit and I hate you. I would cheerfully slide a knife across your eyelids to spend three-quarters of a minute looking at Kristen Stewart’s neck from a respectful distance.” [x]

Knowing someone doesn’t mean keeping them. People change. A person may like pineapple today and something else tomorrow.
Chungking Express | Wong Kar-Wai, 1994


Poison Ivy and Lux Interior

"When was the last time you touched someone?" - Under the Skin (2013)


liv lemoyne - Sex noll tva

We are the best! / Vi är bäst! (dir. Lukas Moodysson, 2013) [x]

Marlene Dietrich with her husband, Rudolf Sieber, at a train station in Paris. Both arrived from Hollywood, May 20th, 1930